Fashion Do’s and Don’ts…#4…The peep toe…

Okay, now I love me a cute pair of peep toe pumps…In any color, design…you name it, I probably have it…especially if they have it in a size 11!!! Now if they don’t have it in my size, I won’t buy it…and that is what I encourage you ladies with big feet and hammer toes to do!!! I hate when I see chicks walking down the street, first of all wearing cheap shoes, because the heel is leaning and preparing itself for a meltdown…Now back to the matter at hand…The toes are long, and dry, and they are popping out, screaming for a taste of lotion and a Dr. Scholl’s pad to comfort the corn growing on top of the other one sitting on the second toe!!! The shoes are too small sweetie, and I know how heart breaking it is to have a cute shoe that you can’t wear because your feet are too big…I know this pain!!! But at the same time, I do not put myself in even more pain squeezing into a 9 when my foot needs an 11…Be real with yourself ladies!!! I had to accept my big feet…Hey models do, so can I…and so can you…So STOP THE MADNESS…Be comfortable and cute without stretching the leather!!!!

Flavor of Love 3…5-5-08…Surprise, Surprise!!! Couldn’t wait for 8…

I couldn’t wait until 8 to give you guys the scoop on tonight’s show. It was okay, but not the greatest episode this season. Of course there was arguing! What would Flavor of Love be without it??? Well, we’ll pick up where we left of last season with the three final ladies ( Seezinz, Sincere and Black) flying out to France with Flavor Flav…They get there and of course, France is beautiful…Seezinz couldn’t pass up and argument with Sincere, so of course…she starts to run her mouth about how Sincere was a back stabber by getting Thing 2 kicked off…Ok, enough of that because it is boring…Seezinz has a date with Flav and they end up back in his room for a night cap…well…minutes into their session, Sincere comes knocking at the door for no apparent reason. “I need to talk to you alone…” Don’t they all? Anyways, needless to say, she doesn’t go there to talk, and they end up kissing ALL night long. Now Seezinz is already in her night clothes, hair tied up and about to get in bed, when Black instigates some mess for the first time…She suggest that Seezinz goes to Flav’s room to interrupt like Sincere did, but to her demise…the door never opened…lol…anyways…Sincere comes strolling back in  the early morning hours and the girls are now concerned that their position in the house are being compromised by Sincere’s sexual tactics…Hhhmmmmm…Well, Black wants to know where Sincere slept last night…Duh???? She wasn’t in her bed, she wasn’t in your bed…Well, there is only one bed left, right? Or did she get drunk and pass out in the hallway??? LOL…no, she didn’t, but she passed out in Flav’s bed…Don’t know what they were doing, and don’t care…eeewww…anyways, Sincere doesn’t like being questioned, and like the big circle of predictable behavior, she goes to Flav with a complaint, which in turn has him worried that Black is just like what her ex says she is…PSYCHO!!!! (and like New York…speaking of which…where is she?)…So when it is time for Black’s date, the first question that comes out of her mouth is…”Did you have a good night?”  Flav is burning up, but not too much…he lets her know that he doesn’t like all that checking behind him crap and walks off…Now it is time for Seezinz to have an hour date and Black isn’t having that…she, Seezinz and Sincere march to where Flav is sitting, with a French Teacher for his date with Seezinz, and they all get to arguing…Black thinks she should have an hour with him because she never did…blah, blah, blah, and Flav still goes on his date with Seezinz…now Sincere and Black are in the room together and Sincere starts putting stuff in Black’s head to let Flav know that Seezinz said she was only here for drama and not him…so she is walking to the room while Seezinz is walking out and tells Flav, and he then wants to speak to them both…You know where it goes from here, so I’ll fast forward…Elimination, and Seezinz dress is the cutest by the way, you know she didn’t get that from Rainbow…anyways…Sezzinz…your time is up…Flav want to be with an alcoholic and a girl that is too pretty for him with humungous boobs…The end…well not really…Flav made a call earlier that day to tell Big Rick he needed something done…so that something was Thing 2…he got her a flight to France to fight for her man, and she is back with the cheapest pink dress ever!!! I kid you not…so, you guys, enjoy the show the best you can, and the next show is just a recap, so I definitely won’t be commenting on that…Get your copy of “Once Upon A Time in The Bricks” by your favorite author and blogger on Amazon.com…Feed The Kids!!!!!!

Flavor of Love 3…another elimination people!!!!!!!New episode…4-28-08

Well, it’s been a few shows since I’ve blogged about the Flavor of Love…Season 3…Well, I’m back!!! Ok, so let me do a quick recap…Last few shows, Hotlanta made an ass out of herself and was completely desperate and drunk…she gets kicked of…Thing 1 and Thing 2 were split apart, then Thing 2 gets sent home…or was it Thing 1? Well anyways, she is gone…Tree was exposed, she was known for being in some low budget videos, tried out for America’s Next top model and some other stuff, and then she gets kicked off…The exes were on exposing the girls…and did you peep the 50 year old ex that one of the twins had???? Gross…Anyways, the remaining today were, Black, Sincere, Seezinz, and Thing 2…The parents came to the house to meet Flav like all the others. The only one who didn’t have anyone to support her was Black…her mother was going through a custody battle and her grandparents are too old, blah, blah, blah…I’m still trying to figure out why she is kissing Flav!!! Anyways, Sincere’s father came to show support, Thing 2’s parents, and Seezinz parents…They all went out to bowl ( Sincere’s father and Thing 2’s family) they were having fun and then Sincere realizes that she now has competition with her home girl Thing 2??? Duh…this is a competition, and anyone who’s anyone knows that if you and a friend have a liking to the same guy, then there is bound to be some trouble! Well after they all went bowling, Seezinz and her family had a nice lunch, along with Black…Seezinz parent opened up to Flav after their day of mini golfing and decided that he isn’t a bad guy after all…Oh let me jump back to when Sincere’s father came…We all know that Sincere has a little drinking problem, right? Well, it is apparent that her father suffers from the same illness!!! He’s throwing back beers and shots like an alcoholic and loving it!!! They all sit down to dinner and finally…Flav’s mom comes in…She is so cute and tiny!!! Anyways, after a few more drinks Sincere’s father blurts out some B.S. about the girls and how Flavor Flav will get rid of them too, the girls say semi nice things about each other and then they finish…sounds peaceful so far right? Uh uhhhh….Sincere decides to take it to another level after hearing Thing 2 and her mother saying that she needs to remember they are competing and need to let the friendship go…so, Sincere pulls Flav aside to let him know what she feels about her friend Thing 2…Well, she isn’t strong enough for Flav and she leans on others…This is what Sincere says! Flav passes this on to Thing 2, which causes the fun to begin…of course, arguing, cussing and flying hands…My favorite thing on reality t.v…So in  the end…guess who gets booted of? You guessed it…Thing 2…and now you guys can see for yourselves because it is 9 pm…tune to VH1 for all of you Flavor of Love 3 fix!!!! And make sure you get your copy of “Once Upon A Time In The Bricks” on Amazon.com NOW!!!!!

Once Upon A Time In The Bricks…Is finally here!!!!!

Sorry, I have been unavailable to do my regular Flavor of Love post, but uh…The book is finally out and I have been doing a little signings to promote my book, along with some street hustling as well! My toes are tired, but I am determined to make sure  many people have a copy and like it! Right now it is available on AMAZON.COM and some Walden Books Stores…make sure you get a copy anyway you can and show support!!!!

The Art of Love Making…#1 …The Kiss of Death…:)

The term making love has been around since the beginning of time. Every day, every night…people are going at it…But do we really know how to make love? When we were young, our parents squirmed at the thought of explaining and describing to their children how to do “The Do”…So alot of the grow into a sexual phase of confusion…Most of the time we were jumping in head first…No pun intended…So we start off slow…With that “First Kiss”…Ewwww!!!! I remember my first kiss with boy named Sean…The grossest experience ever, which nearly scarred me for life!!! Well, it didn’t scar me, but it did make me one of those people who never locked lips. It was slimy, smelly and too long! I’m not sure what his father told him to do, but I felt as if I was being punished. Sean’s breath was atrocious!!! The rancid smell that escaped from the over sized soup coolers he called lips almost sent me into a convulsion…No lie…I wanted to throw up in his mouth since I felt he was throwing up in mine! His top lip seemed to vacuum seal my nostril shut and when he did finally let go, I left with a stench of “Sean” from lunch time until I went home…I washed my face repeatedly, but I could still smell his breath! I couldn’t be is friend anymore, let alone his girlfriend…which in turn caused me to be the only bitter twelve year old in school…and from then on, anytime someone tried to dive in for a kiss…I turned my head, dreading the “Sean Effect”…not the case anymore since I am married, but please parents…When it is time for the birds and the bees convo with your kids…Throw in a little “Listerine and Floss” talk too…

Could it be??? Jay Z and Beyonce`…getting married???

Rumor has it that Beyonce and long time boyfriend Jay Z applied for a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York yesterday. Sources say that since the marriage license expires within 60 days of the application process…This wedding must take place prior to June 1st. Now of course since the couple are both successful and young, continuous rumors fly about their relationship… some even speculated that they were already married and branded ( matching tattoo rings)! Well, much success to Beyonce` and Jay Z!!! They are doing the right thing by waiting! Paparazzi always try and mess up a good thing…

New York Fashion Expo seeking designers!!!

Fashion designers…ATTENTION!!! If you would like to showcase any designs for clothing, shoes, accessories…etc…at one of the hottest clubs in New York City, rubbing elbows with fashion industry executives and guru’s…Take advantage of getting exposure for your line!!! send an email to one of my favorites in the info biz…info@krediblealerts.com to get on the waiting list!!! If you dream big, you can make it big…show your stuff on behalf of all the fashionistas and gurus in the world!!!

New Love on…Flavor of Love 3…????

I had the privilege of watching Flavor of Love 3 this afternoon…and to my surprise, The old girls are in alliance against the new girls…Recap…Last episode Saaphyri and Buckwild invited four of their friends that they felt were more suitable for Flavor Flav than his choices…Tree, Luscious D, Black and some other girl…I don’t remember her name…SORRY!!! Oh yeah…Prototype…apologies!!! Well, they are the newer and prettier face on the Flavor of Love 3 which has the old chicks furious. Tonight, they are putting on a “Hip-Opera” for Flav to show their skills once again, in hopes of winning a date, well finally Sinceer won, along with one of the new girls…Prototype…and in the limo ride, Prototype let Flav know that she has been in numerous music videos…Twista and some others..Anyways, later on that night Flav gave the new girls their clocks for making breakfast and cleaning the house…Can you believe the other girls left dirt in the tub and maggots in the trash???How nasty!!!! Anyways, he let the new four pick who deserved immunity in the house out of the remaining females. The new girls interviewed each competitor one by one…and out of all of the women, Thing 1 was the most “sincere”. She shed tears and said she could not share Flav with her sister…so she got the clock…and not just any clock…the one around Flav’s neck!!!Big huh??? Well, elimination night took a crazy turn, as it usually does…The bottom two…Hotlanta and Prancer…remember when I said the girls had to put on a show for Flav…Well each girl had to do skits and in the end perform and original rap…Prancer took it too far, insinuating that she and Flav were “Too Hot For TV” and going as far as saying, “Keep it on the low…you know what I know”…after having 4 dates…lol…She’s silly…Well Flav cleared the air and exclaimed that nothing happened!!! Originally Hotlanta was going to be eliminated because Flav felt she was too depressed and getting kinda weak…But he had no choice, and had to let Prancer go for giving the girls something to talk about with her semi rated-r rhymes…Well so long Prancer…you were very interesting…So now that she is gone…it is really on, huh??? Well that seems to be the word, so we’ll see…They promise that every elimination….Make sure you watch the episode for yourself…you can’t get the full effect of stupidity by just reading about it…seeing is believing…. Once Upon A Time In The Bricks by LeighAnne Boyd available April 2008…get a copy…request it in your local Barnes and Noble, Books-A-Million, Borders, Walden Books, and any independent retailer near you…if they don’t already have it!!! A must read in fiction!!!!

Flavor of Love 3…Guess who’s back????

I don’t know her name, but it will come back…But the girl in college that got booted the same night will be back…So they say….Let’s see…how many episodes left?…Oh yeah, her name is…Dymz…

Flavor of Love 3…Kickin’ Breath, will get you kicked to the curb…

This episode was funny…Probably the funniest one yet!!! It started off with the girls having to put together a calander for Flav…Every month was supposed to have atleast one female in it…Flav thought the girls might’ve needed a little help…So he called on two of his former competitors…BuckWild and Saaphyri…Of course the girls were upset about that, and Hotlanta referred to them as “Not Cute”…The girls were arguing…of course, and to be honest…They were upset about Prancer and Seezinz being selfish by taking every shot…But no homo…they did look better than the remaining women. Prancer and Shy argued about Shy’s stretch marks, the twins complained about Seezinz and got wild as usual…This episode, strangely Sincere was upset, but not as devilish as she has been known to be…and Hotlanta?… Hotlanta…the girls didn’t care for her either way…especially since she is always bringing up her past as an exotic dancer…Now speaking of Hotlanta…One of the twins over heard her speaking to a friend and telling the caller to “Get whatever you can from Jerry…” That sparked some usual B.S that the twins like to start and sent it up to Flavor Flav….Shy dipped off to the dentist while Flav was on a date with Seezinz and Prancer…winners from the challenge, obviously…and the dentist told her she needed some serious work done in her mouth because she negleted to floss and brush regularly…totaling a whopping $2000 someodd dollars…You know her broke butt didn’t get it…So she substituted dental work with a necklace made out of mints and something else…If you suffer from Halitosis…it will take an army of Listerine, mints, floss and a few dozen trips to the dentist to get even remotely calm breath…Wise up sweetie!!!…In the end, Hotlanta and Shy were in the bottom two, and Shy was booted off… for her booty breath…But it doesn’t stop there…Buckwild and Saaphyri weren’t satisfied with Flav’s selection…so they invited four more females to join all of the fun…What will the next episode turn into? What else…DRAMA!!!!! Once Upon a Time In The Bricks” by LeighAnne Boyd in bookstores APRIL 08′…You know I have to throw in the shameless plug!!!!