The term making love has been around since the beginning of time. Every day, every night…people are going at it…But do we really know how to make love? When we were young, our parents squirmed at the thought of explaining and describing to their children how to do “The Do”…So alot of the grow into a sexual phase of confusion…Most of the time we were jumping in head first…No pun intended…So we start off slow…With that “First Kiss”…Ewwww!!!! I remember my first kiss with boy named Sean…The grossest experience ever, which nearly scarred me for life!!! Well, it didn’t scar me, but it did make me one of those people who never locked lips. It was slimy, smelly and too long! I’m not sure what his father told him to do, but I felt as if I was being punished. Sean’s breath was atrocious!!! The rancid smell that escaped from the over sized soup coolers he called lips almost sent me into a convulsion…No lie…I wanted to throw up in his mouth since I felt he was throwing up in mine! His top lip seemed to vacuum seal my nostril shut and when he did finally let go, I left with a stench of “Sean” from lunch time until I went home…I washed my face repeatedly, but I could still smell his breath! I couldn’t be is friend anymore, let alone his girlfriend…which in turn caused me to be the only bitter twelve year old in school…and from then on, anytime someone tried to dive in for a kiss…I turned my head, dreading the “Sean Effect”…not the case anymore since I am married, but please parents…When it is time for the birds and the bees convo with your kids…Throw in a little “Listerine and Floss” talk too…
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